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March 21, 2008

Who Is This Anti-American
Terrorist Jesus Christ,
And Why Is He Trying
To Corrupt Us?

If you love America, then you'll understand:
it's time to ban the Bible!

 
Terrorist underling Jeremiah Wright seen here, in 1998, congratulating Bill Clinton on the Lewinsky affair.  

I have seen 60 seconds worth of video clips of the Rev. Jeremiah Wright's sermons, and that tells me everything that I need to know about his 40 years of ministry.  Never mind that 60 seconds represents perhaps one-tenth of one percent of the sermons he has delivered over the last 20 years: I agree with Pat Buchanan who has asserted with his typical Nixonian panache that no more need nor should be seen.

The real problem is this Jesus Christ character whose name keeps popping up.  'Just who is this Jesus Christ guy?' you may be asking.  That last name, Christ, certainly doesn't sound American to me.  How about you?

I'll tell you this.  This Jesus Christ character wasn't born in America!

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Jesus Christ is a racist man of hate who has called all non-Jews (Gentiles) "dogs." (Matthew 15:26)  Do you think that you, my non-Jewish friend, are a dog?  Well, Jesus does!

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Jesus Christ is a man who hates peace and wants war, telling his moony-eyed cultists that, "I am come to set a man at variance against his father and the daughter against her mother. . . ." (Matthew 10:35)  In brief, Jesus Christ is a terrorist!

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Jesus Christ is a dangerous extremist who commands his brainwashed followers to mutilate themselves, demanding that any man who happens to experience some normal, good, old American lust for a passing woman should "pluck out" his eye! (Matthew 5:29)

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Jesus Christ is a radical, extremist who demands absolute submission by all members of his cult and who insists that they forsake all others only for him: "He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me." (Matthew 10:37)

How do I know these things about the racist, America-hating Jesus Christ?

My friend, I'll tell you: there's this book; you may even have heard about it.  Its called by some the Holy Bible.  This book is a collection of filthy, hate-filled, anti-American, anti-Christian propaganda.

But that is not the worst part.

Did you know, friend, that Jeremiah Wright reads the Bible?

Now that you know, I'll bet that you aren't surprised.

But that still is not the worst part.

A prominent "book" of this terrorist tract Bible is named after Jeremiah Wright!  And in this "Book of Jeremiah" God threatens to punish the nation of Israel for its sins!  God tells them that they must suffer his divine justice.  Think on that, my friend: the Book of Jeremiah claims that a nation that sins will be damned by God!

Now, friend, God's punishing Jews for their wrong-doing is all right by me.  That is the natural way of things.  But Jeremiah Wright has twisted this to mean that America should be or may be punished by God, i.e., be damned by God for alleged wrong-doings against African-Americans.

Let's get a few things straight:

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America has never done one wrong thing to any African-American, ever!

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America has always espoused an incredibly fair and even-handed system of justice that has never unfairly incarcerated a Black person.

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No white person has ever used the N------ word!

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No African-American has ever suffered the least discomfort in the workplace, or anywhere else, due to racial bias.

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America has never done anything violent or wrong, and even if it has, America should never be damned by God or punished by God in any way because America is special, and you'd know that, Rev. Wright, except that your Holy Bible leaves out that well-known fact!

Your Holy Bible is a piece of anti-Christian, anti-American trash that should be burned publicly and banned!

Consider, if you will, this documented piece of vitriol from the Rev. Wright:

"We bombed Hiroshima, we bombed Nagasaki, and we nuked far more than the thousands in New York and the Pentagon, and we never batted an eye.  We have supported state terrorism against the Palestinians and black South Africans, and now we are indignant because the stuff we have done overseas is now brought back to our own front yards."

This sneaky trickster Wright starts with the word "We," including himself as a part of America.  So he was in the Marines!  So what?  We don't like what he said!

America bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki, sure, and then we did a lot more than bat an eye, Rev, we celebrated!  Those bombings led to the unconditional surrender of Japan.  And, yes, we messed around with Palestinians and South Africans . . . and Iranians and Iraqis and Afghanis and Chileans and Italians and . . . so on.  But, so what?  We're America!  That's our job!

And, yes, we are indignant that this stuff came in our own front yard!  We should be!  What are you trying to sell me, Rev?  Are you trying to tell me that we are going to reap what we sow? (Galatians 6:7)  Are you making the outrageous claim that, just because we, America, have gone around the world shooting at people, arming other people to shoot at each other, and so on, that any of those people should dare to shoot at us?  Are you trying to sell me some karma crap, or just claiming that he who picks up the sword will die by the sword? (Matt 26:52)

Well, my Reverend friend, that may be what your Bible says, but don't try selling that to me.  As we have already established, your Bible is anti-American and anti-Christian.

Your Bible, my Reverend friend, doesn't even mention the United States of America!

Think about that, friends.  Just how authoritative as the "Word of God" can the Bible be if it never even mentions the one group of people on whom God dotes daily and loves the most?

Consider this Jeremiah Wright diatribe:

"The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law and then wants us to sing, 'God Bless America.'  No, no, no, 'God damn America,' that's in the Bible for killing innocent people, God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human."

Yes, America does build bigger prisons!  We need them for all of those African-Americans on drugs, don't we?

But the left-wing whining goes on:

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America has one of the highest per capita prison populations in the world.

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Blacks are more likely to go to prison and to get longer sentences than whites.

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America skipped the chance to make a dent in the Afghani poppy crop in 2001 just because we, good allies that we are, owed a favor to our war lord friends who negotiated us into a soaring victory at Tora Bora.

Sorry, Rev, but that don't sell burgers in Baghdad.

And your Jesus and your Bible don't speak for America.

 

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