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March 28, 2008

The MSM Is In the Tank . . .
. . . For Someone,
I'm Just Not Sure Whom.

And MSM Stands For?

  1. MicroSoft Muses

  2. Multi-Symptomatic Media

  3. Mesmerists' Society of Mongolia

  4. Midgets Sans Mentality

  5. Monkeys Seeking Matrimony

  6. MainStream Media

  7. Matriarchs for SadoMasochism

  8. Multi-Sexual Moguls

  9. My SuperMan

  10. Master-Slave Malaise

  11. Middle State Metrics

  12. Mississippi Sexy Mamas

  13. ALL OF THE ABOVE

  14. Some of the above, but I'm not telling which

  15. Who cares?

For a while it seemed obvious that the mainstream media was in the tank for Hillary Clinton.  As early as 2005, ABC rolled out its "Commander In Chief" series, as if preparing, in true Orwellian style, the American mind for the concept of a woman president.  And the what-passes-for-news media followed suit, maxing out their company credit cards as they bought heavily into the inevitability of Hillary Clinton.

Then there was spawned Obamamania, which provoked comparisons to John F. Kennedy, Robert F. Kennedy, and Martin Luther King, among others, as well as awe, reverence, wonder, and a well-documented tingle wending its provocative way up Chris Matthews's leg.

Throughout the last year, as the media swung, giggling and panting, from one Democrat to the other, it maintained its staunch adoration of the heroic, straight-talking John McCain.  From time to time, the good Senator from Arizona would say something questionable, inaccurate, outlandish, or just plain bizarre; the media would dutifully report it, smile serenely, and then move on, as if to say, 'But he's a hero, so it's OK.'  When John McCain made his now famous pronouncement, often repeated by Democrats, that the United States may have troops in Iraq for as long as a hundred years, the MSM could have at least said, "Well, he fought in the first Hundred Years' War, so he probably knows what he's talking about."

Recently, it appears clear that the mainstream media has decided to hedge its bets.  On one hand, they have enhanced Hillary's sympathy factor by occasionally spitting out factually based commentary in politically incorrect language that bolstered the resolve of Hillary's COWW constituency.

Two MSNBC reporters have apologized profusely for commentary concerning Hillary that, truth to tell, was not inaccurate.  David Shuster was suspended for two weeks because he asked if it seemed odd that Hillary seemed to be pimping out Chelsea, and Hillary responded as if this was an attack on her daughter! Duh, Hill, Chelsea was being portrayed as the semi-innocent victim of a pimp, you.  And before that, Chris Matthews pronounced his mea culpas for having said that Bill Clinton's mismanagement of the Monica Lewinsky affair had the unintended effect of benefitting Hillary Clinton's political career inasmuch as it provided a crisis that revealed strong aspects of her character that the public appreciate.  If you are wondering why he apologized for having said this, it is because his expression was impolitic and crude.

On the other hand, reporters frequently insinuate that Barack Obama has lied about what he has heard in the pews of his favorite church.  It is common for them to observe profoundly that the Jeremiah Wright affair will of course return, during the general election campaign, if not sooner, and that Obama will have to account to America for the question of why he sat in the pew all those years and did not object to Wright's "hateful" and anti-American speech.  In fact, Obama has repeatedly said that he never heard such objectionable statements when he attended church.  Well, mainstream media, which is it?  Did Obama hear anti-American speech when he attended church, as you imply?  Or did he not hear anti-American speech, as he has repeatedly said?  Your implication requires that his statement is a falsehood, which is fine by me, so long as you display some intestinal fortitude and professionalism, i.e., call him a liar outright ― and document it.

And speaking of Jeremiah Wright, could we get a couple of things straight, mainstream media?

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I have heard too many reporters claim that Jeremiah Wright's belief that the CIA invented AIDS in order to attack African-Americans is an example of hatred that he is spreading.  Wrong.  It is proof that Jeremiah Wright is one of many people who believe this urban myth.  I have not heard one reporter mention, 'Well, many people believe this, but there is nothing to prove it true.'  Funny thing about urban myths is this: lots of people believe them.

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Also, when repeating, yet again, another of the infamous video clips, try referring to the Christian theology that is actually involved.  'Chickens coming home to roost' is a homespun way of saying that you reap what you sow, which is a part of the Bible that it has been Jeremiah Wright's job to teach.

Oversimplification that yields misleading statements; daily polls reported with breathless excitement that reveal nothing more than the most recent twitch in the American psyche; talking heads that display less conversational courtesy than was taught to me as a child; multiple shows on cable news that report the same stories over and over with comic book graphics: these things make it clear that the mainstream media is indeed in the tank ― for itself.

Does this mean that David Shuster and Chelsea Clinton are both being pimped?

 

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