June 8, 2008
HILLARY GOOD FOR CLIMATE
(LBP) Chicago, IL, 8
June 2008, 12:00 PM CT Global warming has been slowed down, and this is
due entirely to supporters of former presidential candidate Hillary Rodham
Clinton, according to the Chicago International Institute of Ecological
Studies. "There is a small but appreciable decline in the emission of
carbon dioxide into the atmosphere," said Dr. Verna K. Draines, spokesperson
for the Institute. "This decline first showed up about a week ago, and
it continues unabated. It appears that the decline in carbon dioxide
emissions is due entirely to
Hillary dead-enders holding their breath and demanding that she get the
Democratic nomination."
Dr. Draines brushed aside questions about the political
ramifications of the Institute's findings and added: "I'm not interested in
the politics of it. The simple fact is that if we can get a few
million angry Hillary supporters to cry and rant and hold their breath until
their faces turn purple, we just could have Global Warming beat!"
