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August 2, 2008

"We Are the Ones We Have Been Waiting For"

Senator Jon Kyl of Arizona has accused people of being "narcissistic" when they appreciate the sentiment expressed by the saying, "We are the ones we have been waiting for."  He did this recently on MSNBC, and David Gregory ― like a script-bound student ― did not challenge him.

Indeed, I have heard a number of McCain supporters similarly express disdain for this saying, often referring to it as if it is the mantra of mindless cult-members.  Each time, dull-eyed, slack-jawed members of the media listened dutifully, drooled, and continued the conversation to another subject.

The saying itself is innocent enough and espouses a simple position: We, you and I, should not waste time waiting around for someone, whether a political or religious leader, a savior or messiah, to come by and help us; rather, it is up to us, you and me, to roll up our sleeves and work together to attain the changes that we desire.

I think that the reason that the McCainites cry and complain about this saying is basic.  It is their job to complain about anything Obama-related that may sound strange or unusual to Ma & Pa Middle America.  McCainites, remember: if it is even mildly different, do not mention that you understand it and do nothing to clarify; instead, point your finger, yell and tremble with outrage!

I first heard this saying spoken by Maria Shriver when she announced her endorsement of Barack Obama.  She said it was from an old Hopi prayer.  That seemed plausible.  The saying itself was just awkward enough to incite some consideration on my part, but, soon enough, its meaning seemed self-evident.  It brings to mind a common story, which I first saw in a chain email, but which is available in many forms.  One such is this:

A small village in Rural Russia was beset by drought one year and all the crops failed. The village rabbi prayed to the heavens, "Why don't you do something about this dreadful drought?" But the heavens remained silent. So the rabbi organized a charity food drive with the neighboring villages to feed his people.

When the rains came, they came in heavy and the local river flooded, killing all the livestock. The rabbi again prayed, "Heavenly Father, my people are suffering so much, save us from this flood!" But, again, no help from God seemed forthcoming. So the rabbi lobbied the government authorities to provide financial assistance to replenish the herds lost in the deluge.

Finally, in the wake of the flood, infection and disease ran through the inhabitants of the village. The rabbi prayed once more, "Now surely God you will help us!" But the diseases ran their course. So the rabbi marshaled and organized the able bodied in the village to care for the sick.

Months later reflecting on the tragedies of the past year, the rabbi turned to God and accused Him, "Why did you not answer the prayers of my poor villagers? Why did you not send help to them when we were beset by drought, floods and pestilence?"

After many hours of anguished entreaty, a quiet voice answered the rabbi in the depths of his heart, "Of course I sent help; I sent you!"

The point seems simple enough.  We should look to ourselves first as the agents of changes we desire.  Rather than a statement of narcissism, this is more a call to self-reliance, independence and personal responsibility.

Perhaps Senator Jon Kyl considers as narcissistic and self-centered anyone who would dare to solve their own problems rather than depend on his fellow senator from Arizona?

If so, then John Sidney McCain has a lot of "We are the ones" fires to stamp out.  A simple Google search (which, I hear, is the kind of new, cutting-edge technology that John Sidney has recently been exploring) brings up numerous references, among which are:

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An October, 2006, article by an associate professor of postsecondary education who cites the saying while teaching leadership to her students

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The 1980 June Jordan "Poem for South African Women"

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A July, 2002, article by a Midwesterner anxious to keep Kansas River water clean who claims that we, being polluters, are part of the problem and are therefore can be part of the solution, from which he reasons that, if we are waiting for someone else to come by and take care of the environment, then we are the ones we . . . yada yada yada

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A Buddhist reproduction of the Hopi prayer cited by Maria Shriver

And stamp out these fires John Sidney McCain must!

We must be made to understand that we are not the ones we have been waiting for.  We must be made to understand that Big Daddy John McCain is the one we have been waiting for.

We must be made to understand that we, on our own, can do nothing.  We must be made to understand that we are miserable worms who can accomplish things only under the generous, paternal guidance of John McCain.

We must be made to understand that Barack Obama is self-centered when he says, "Yes, we can."  We must be made to understand that John McCain is not a self-centered, conceited, self-congratulating, pompous, arrogant, self-aggrandizing, smug, stuffy, angry, small and petty man who twists the truth only on those rare occasions that he remembers it.

 

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