PRESIDENT MCCAIN WILL TESTIFY
AT BARACK OBAMA'S TRIAL
(LBP) Washington, DC, 19 August 2008, 3:00 ET If
Barack Obama loses the upcoming November election, then he will be tried for
treason and will face the death sentence, it was learned today.
Representatives
of Arizona Senator John McCain announced early this afternoon that the
presumptive Republican candidate for President anticipates, not only that he
will win the General Election this November, but also that he will find
himself "forced by sad, tragic circumstance to authorize the arrest and
prosecution of Barack Obama for treason against the United States of
America." This is based on
John McCain's oft repeated assertion that Barack Obama would "rather lose a
war than an election."
Both Senator McCain and his senior foreign policy advisor,
Randy ("Sweet Georgia Green") Scheunemann have made and stand by this
accusation, and various constitutional authorities have argued that the
Republican's characterization of Senator Obama's campaign tactics constitutes
a fair description of
treason as defined in Article III of the U.S. Constitution.
Representatives of the McCain campaign, speaking on
condition of anonymity, added that Senator McCain is looking forward to
testifying at Obama's trial. "It would be unusual, to say the least,
for a sitting President to testify at a trial," they admitted, but Senator
McCain considers himself "uniquely qualified and obligated to testify since
he is Obama's rival in the very campaign in which Barack Obama is
demonstrating his treason."
Senator Obama could not be reached for comment, but was
said to
be consulting long time friend Tony Resko on the question of legal representation at
trial.
